predstrogen:

maslow didnt even considering fingering when he made that gay as fuck tringle we should beat him with hammers

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

yellenabelova:

It sounds like the perfect movie

catchymemes:

tadateo:

frickintazzed:

i don’t want to ever hear a single thing ever about threads. the next time i’m forced to learn information about this new facebook spyware it better be through a destiel meme informing me that it has gone under thank you

Real?

catchymemes:

pika-memes:

memewhore:

huffylemon:

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

grldivision:

the post that’s like i don’t need a period tracker because once i start drafting my suicide letter then i know it’s close

assiraphales:

ryan gosling is so funny he responded to everyone calling him too old to play ken by essentially saying ‘since when did anyone give that big of a fuck about ken’

leechs:

leechs:

“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque

shes so right 

phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

junogears2:

pancakeke:

these lakes look like boobs with some perspective

It kinda does (I tried)